The budding question of howwhywhen resonate and denote my brain as I stare at this person. It's a confusing fucking process.
So, to make it easier on you little sluts, I've compiled a list of how to know when sex will be fun and not a traumatic experience you'll have to dull just to get yourself out of bed every morning.
1. They don't make you feel like shit. (Pretty simply, but some people still don't get this??)
2. They aren't a friend's ex (I'm a hypocrite... Don't base your sex life off me. You'll end up with an icepack on your hoohah and PTSD)
3. You are physically AND mentally attracted to them (It won't be fun if they're only hot)
4. Sex is fun, sure, but only when the person doesn't suck balls (I mean... well, you know what I mean...)
5. You feel comfortable around them, physically.
6. You feel comfortable around them, humorously.
7. You feel comfortable around them.
8. If you're someone who has had sex before and isn't sure if this other person is right for you, make sure to sort your brain out first. Just because you're not a 'virgin' (dumbass concept by the by) doesn't mean new times can't scare you.
9. Your best friend approves. (Seriously, don't roll your eyes, do not have sex with them if your friend thinks they are a shitty person, because they are right about your partners 99.99% of the time.)
10. Do not have sex with them if you feel like they are the kind of person who will act differently after. (If it's just a one time thing, but you want to remain friends with that person, make sure they're the kind of person who wouldn't ruin your friendship over your naked body)
And, in addition, always be prepared. And I'm not just talking about protection, shave your... well everything you want to shave and for the love of God, have a mint.
Love to bits and back,
Everything and Anything
P.S. Make love not war, you bunch o' whores.
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