QUALITY CONTENT

I'M TYPING IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I AM SO TIRED AND I'M HIGH ON EASTER EGGS, SO ENJOY MY 12-YEAR-OLD BOY SEX CONTENT (IN A NON-PEDOPHILIA WAY) THAT'LL MOST CERTAINLY DWINDLE ANY SEMBLANCE OF RESPECT YOU HAD LEFT FOR ME.

ESSENTIALLY...

I OPENED UP THIS FREE THESIS STATEMENT GENERATOR AND TYPED IN A BUNCH OF RANDOM SHIT, SO HERE THEY ARE.


Words: poop, chill, fuck you, yes.

Even though poop, chill because fuck you and yes.

Words: gay, 12-year-old, hipster, butthole, turd.

Since hipster and butthole, 12-year-old.

Words: chlamydia, boob, noob, noot, pengu

Since noob and noot, boob.

and

Whereas pengu, boob given that noob.

I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S JUST BECAUSE I'M A 12-YEAR-OLD BOY OR IT'S PAST MY SANITY-DETERMINED BEDTIME, BUT I FOUND THESE EXTREMELY FUNNY.

Love to bits and back,

         Everything and Anything.

P.S. I'm sorry if you're a 12-year-old; not if I've offended you, just... for having to be a 12-year-old boy... It's a hard time~